With a spoonful of sugar
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gwenchanRating: Teen and Up Audiences
Tags: Alternate_Universe_Humans; Alternate_Universe_Business; Falling in love; E-mail Fic; Text Fic
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: March 5, 20XX, 10:30:22 AM GMT
Subject: Product launch
Mr Bonnefoy,
Following our previous phone discussion I am writing to you to have written confirmation the date for launching “MagicMint” in the starting thirty sales points we previously decided is March 10, 20XX
Given the tight schedule, I am asking you to answer in a timely fashion, better if by the end of the day. As it has been all already set it should not be a hard task.
Best regards,
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: March 5, 20XX, 13:00:05 GMT+1
Subject. Re: Product launch
Mr Kirkland,
As I believe to have already told you in our last phone call, to have MagicMint in all the thirty sales points on March 10 is going to be highly unlikely. The transport company serving us is currently experiencing a quite unexpected increase of cargo for a sudden and unforeseen increase in demands in our chocolate muffins, Rainbow Unicorn.
Therefore, we will likely not be able to distribute MagicMint for another week.
Best regards
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: March 5, 20XX, 13:20:12 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Product launch
With all due respect, delaying the launch of a week would surely damage the sales and overall the company results. I remind you the date had been decided together in our last joined meeting after an attentive discussion and research, during which all the presents were in agreement.
Consequently, you are required to respect our previous plans.
Kind regards,
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: March 5, 15:15:56 GMT+1
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Product launch
Mr Kirkland,
I too remember our last meeting - though I recall there had actually been some doubts on behalf of our sales department - the new popularity of Rainbow Unicorn was absolutely unexpected. Not something we could have previewed two months ago.
Furthermore, I should not be the one to remind you how Rainbow Unicorn has been a hard-core favourite in Wish Delights production since its launch and how not exploiting the increase in interest would be a loss opportunity for our company.
Still, I will talk with logistics to see what I can arrange. I will be back to you by this evening.
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: March 5, 15:20:45 GMT+1
Subject: Re: re: re: re: Product launch
Friendly reminder that as marketing department the increase in sales was something you should have previewed and prepare for.
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: March 5, 17:24:34 GMT + 1
Subject: Update product launch
Mr Kirkland
I came back to you after having discussed the logistics. They said for them it makes no difference which product transport.
Yet, I once again have to remind you what poor decision this would be for the whole company. If your concern is the possible loss because of the delayed launch of MintMagic I am confident the new boost of sales of Rainbow Unicorn will cover it.
Bests.
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: March 5, 17:55:23 GMT
Subject: Re: Update product launch
Mr Bonnefoy,
Aside from the fact that the profit increases from the sales boost you mentioned is only supposed, a friendly reminder that we decided to launch MagicMint to tap into a new market niche. This niche is less likely to remain untapped each passing days. Delaying the launch will highly expose us to our competitors, as we know are already working on a similar product.
After a brief discussion here, we decided to reduce the sales point from the 30 aforementioned to the 15 in the attached list. I am asking you to check the logistic and refer back to me if you believe other sales points would be better.
Regards,
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: March 5, 18:10:23 GMT
Subject: Re: re: update product launch
I read the list and added some suggestions I believe would benefit the sales. You find them all in the attached documents.
Moreover, it may be interesting and helpful to link the sales of MagicMint to Rainbow Unicorn with a promotion.
I happen to already have a couple ideas, which I took the liberty to attach.
Bests,
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: March 5, 18:10:23 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: update product launch
A discount of 50% is way excessive. We can allow for 10% maximum.
Kind regards,
A. Kirkland
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: June 9, 20XX, 10:30:24 GMT
Subject: Sales performance
Mr Bonnefoy,
After an attentive reading of the sales report concerning the last trimester, I must inform you we are deeply displeased and concerned with the result. While we accounted for a possible performance below our foreseen model, this is worse than previewed and given our previsions it seems unlikely to improve in the next trimester
In addition, we are concerned for the lateness with which this piece of information has been provided. It has always been part of the company culture to act swiftly and promptly.
In order to limit the loss and the damage that would hit the company a new marketing survey is needed the sooner possible. Certainly, before the end of the next trimester.
Bests.
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: June 9, 20XX, 11:15:45 GMT +1
Subject: Re: Sales performance
Mr Kirkland,
If I am not mistaken we actually attempted to warn you on how MagicMint did not seem to be as popular as expected with the customers. To which, correct me if I am wrong, you answered it was normal for a new product to experience an initial flexion, to wait and I quote “to not fret over it”.
Bests,
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: June 9, 20XX, 11:25:39 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Sales performance
Your warning was merely a personal opinion that was not sustained by enough physical evidence to sustain a change in production during the first month since the launch already.
Plus, our target seemed to appreciate MagicMint when we did the testing.
Unless the research you did was not actually a representation of the current market situation.
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirland@wishdelights.uk
Date: June 9, 20XX, 11:43:09 GMT + 1
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Sales performance
The pre-launch survey, in case you happen to have forgotten, showed already that our target would be only slightly likely inclined to buy the new product and you decided to act nonetheless, since you believed in the product.
In any case, even without carrying out a new survey, I can already say the sales would greatly benefits if MagicMint had a bit more sugar in its mixture. As they are now, these biscuits can barely be defined as such. They are also excessively dry to be palatable.
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: June 9, 20xx, 12:10:43 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sales performance
To add more sugar would defy the purpose of a dietary biscuit,
For the dryness, as I have said plenty of times already, it is a product meant to be eaten with a hot beverage at breakfast. Tea would be of course best, but I suppose coffee would do too, accounting for local culture and preference.
Best,
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: June 9, 20xx, 12:25:05 GMT + 1
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sales performance
I highly doubt tea or coffee or any other beverage of sort would benefit MagicMint.
I am keeping you updated on the survey.
Kind regards,
F. Bonnefoy
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: June 9, 20xx, 12:45:05 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sales performance
Please refrain from mixing your personal opinion with the ones of the market’s.
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: 20 June, 20XX, 13:40:55
Subject: Survey update
Mr Kirkland,
While we are still conducting the campaign, but I thought you may be interested in knowing some discoveries as they are emerging. One is particularly interesting, though I would not say unexpected. Despite MagicMint being thought for a target of 20-40, it is actually way more known and popular with middle-aged people.
Which make me wonder if we should not think about a repositioning.
F. Bonnefoy
P.S. My previous point on how MagicMint need more sugar remains.
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: 20 June, 20XX, 14:10:08
Subject: Re: Survey update
To change now the whole advertising campaign to please a possible new target would mean a loss the company cannot sustain at the moment. Then please to limit the research to the target audience, remembering that it is a dietary biscuit.
Bests,
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: 20 June, 20XX, 14:25:22 GMT + 1
Subject: Re: Re: Survey Update
I continue to believe the line between dietary and unpalatable is thin and we are dangerously walking it.
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: 20 June 20XX, 14:45:59 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Survey Update
I will have to ask you again to refrain from generalise your personal opinion.
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: 20 June 20XX, 15:00:29 GMT + 1
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Survey Update
With all due respect, the market results till now has only confirmed my hypothesis
F. Bonnefoy
P.S There are other sweeteners rather than sugar if the calories intake is your concern
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Francis
+33 655 5836 60
Kirk-land: I could denounce you for stalking
francis_bonnefoy: I just wanted to be sure the package arrived safe and sound
francis_bonnefoy: So you find it
Kirk-land: Yes
francis_bonnefoy: And?
Kirk-land: And what?
francis_bonnefoy: The biscuits! Did you try them?
francis_bonnefoy: they were good, right! I have a knack with bakery.
Kirk-land: they weren’t displeasing
francis_bonnefoy: surely better than MagicMint
francis_bonnefoy: And they are less than 45 kcal each. I checked personally
Kirk-land: we can’t change the recipe now
francis_bonnefoy: you should
Kirk-land: Show me the survey results sustaining this
francis_bonnefoy: there is only one tester needed
Kirk-land: which would be ...
francis_bonnefoy: My palate. MagicMint sucks
Kirk-land has blocked francis_bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: September 19, 20XX, 10:10:14 GMT
Subject: Survey results
Mr Bonnefoy,
In collaboration with the in situ marketing department I am revising the document you sent of your last conducted market survey.
It appears there are points that need to be discussed with a more thorough approach. To begin with, however, I can anticipate the impossibility to change the target audience. Unless we want to re do all the advertising, which would result in a loss for our company.
Further discussion and development are delayed to a meeting on a date that will be shortly communicated.
Best regards,
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: September 19, 20XX, 10:20:16 GMT+1
Subject: Re: Survey results
Mr Kirkland,
I beg to differ and to sustain the need for a new advertising campaign in general. I have already discussed some ideas with my team here and we are all eager to develop them
On the other hand, chances on the change of recipe?
Bests,
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: September 19, 20XX, 11:14:18 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Survey results
As I have already said, changing the recipe at the moment is very unlikely. I refer all further decisions to the next meeting.
A. Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: October 15, 20XX, 10:15:23 GMT + 1
Subject: Post Meeting
Mr Kirkland,
following what has been decided during the meeting of October 9, I forward the report concerning the inside meeting I had with the marketing team.
In attachment you will also find a first draft for a possible new marketing campaign.
Bests,
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: November 12, 20XX, 13:15:33 GMT
Subject: Visit
Mr Bonnefoy
I will be visit your subsidiary next November 18 to discuss better in person about the new marketing plan.
My train is supposed to arrive at Central Station at 09:55, so I should be at the place by 11:25. I am looking forward to what I trust will be a productive session.
Bests,
A.Kirkland
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: November 12, 20XX, 13:25:23 GMT + 1
Subject: Re: Visit
I will be pleased to meet you again in person. Since I do not recall you ever been in Paris, would you need a guide?
I may suggest a couple of nice hotel I am surely will be of your liking.
F. Bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: November 12, 20XX, 13:30:23 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Visit
I already been to Paris and I am confidant I will have no problems in getting around.
While I appreciate your offer, I plan to catch the train back to London in the afternoon.
A. Kirkland
Kirk-land: Stupid French transports!
francis_bonnefoy: Why? Did something happen?
Kirk-land: Apparently there is a train strike. I am stuck here till tomorrow
Kirk-land: Could you please suggest me a nice hotel that would not be too expensive? My Internet isn’t working well
francis_bonnefoy: Sure
francis_bonnefoy: But, you know, I happen to have a spare bed at my place. It would be cheaper
francis_bonnefoy: And way nicer
Kirk-land: No, thank you. Just send me the hotel address
francis_bonnefoy: As you wish <3
francis_bonnefoy: But you should really take the opportunity for a little tour
Kirk-land: Unlike someone I have work to do
francis_bonnefoy: Somebody will become a dull boy
francis_bonnefoy: How about I treat you to dinner?
Kirk-land: That would be unnecessary. And inappropriate
francis_bonnefoy: I’ll be there at 8!
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: December 9, 20XX, 13:46:33 GMT
Subject: Holiday campaign
Mr Bonnefoy,
I would suggest going for a more neutral “happy holidays” for the festive campaign.
A. Kirkland
francis_bonnefoy: Will I find you at the Christmas dinner?
Kirk-land: Unfortunately
Wish Delights Christmas Party
Kirk-land: Bloody hell
Kirk-land: Why are you all @ me?
Kirk-land: Fuck I'm not reading 500 messages
Kirk-land: Somebody please explain
[[You were on fire]]
Kirk-land: fuck does it mean
John Doe has sent [[KISS-VIDEO]]
Kirk-land: fuck
Kirk-land: Delete it
Kirk-land: I am serious. It doesn’t mean anything
[[Improving business relations!!]]
Kirk-land: We aren’t “improving business relations”
francis_bonnefoy: Morning! Did you arrive home safe and sound?
francis_bonnefoy: Should I worry?
Kirk-land: ugh ... fuck
Kirk-land: I am not going to drink anymore
francis_bonnefoy : I suppose you saw the videos. Pretty nice, right? ;)
Kirk-land: Shut up
Kirk-land: At least I’m home
francis_bonnefoy: that’s good
Kirk-land: Which is reassuring
Kirk-land: And you kept your hands for yourself
Kirk-land: Because you kept your hands for yourself, I hope
francis_bonnefoy: For your information I am not that type of man
Kirk-land: Oh. I must have misunderstood
Kirk-land: I thought …
francis_bonnefoy: Thought what?
Kirk-land: … nothing
francis_bonnefoy: Come on
Kirk-land: I would rather not touch personal information
francis_bonnefoy: I don’t mind
Kirk-land: … fine. I thought you were gay
francis_bonnefoy: All the fuzz just for this? I am more on the pan spectrum
francis_bonnefoy: Now I am curious. You?
Kirk-land: Nothing of your business
francis_bonnefoy: there’s nothing to be ashamed dear
Kirk-land: I’m not ashamed
Kirk-land: It’s private
francis_bonnefoy: listen surely there’s no way you’re straight
Kirk-land: I was drunk
francis_bonnefoy: still not straight <3
So gay?? Bi? Pan???
Kirk-land: please, refrain
francis_bonnefoy: you know, my door is always open
francis_bonnefoy: As my bed … ;) ;)
Kirk-land: I’m blocking you
francis_bonnefoy: you won’t
Kirk-land has blocked francis_bonnefoy
Kirk-land has unblocked francis_bonnefoy
francis_bonnefoy: see? Plans for the holidays?
Kirk-land: not your business
francis_bonnefoy: somebody got up from the wrong side of the bed
francis_bonnefoy: Should I come and help you release some tension? ;) ;)
Kirk-land has blocked francis_bonnefoy
Kirk-land has unblocked francis_bonnefoy
Kirk-land: Merry Christmas
francis_bonnefoy: Happy Christmas to you dear. Did you like my present?
Kirk-land: A pastry book … I find it quite unnecessary
francis_bonnefoy: Sure … Just like this sweater you gave me
Kirk-land: It’s traditional!
francis_bonnefoy: Since when being ugly is a tradition?
Kirk-land has blocked francis_bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: January 10, 20XX+1, 14:56:13 GMT
Subject: New campaign
Mr Bonnefoy,
I hope you had a nice holiday period.
I look forward to a new and productive year.
Bests,
A Kirkland
francis_bonnefoy: “Mr Bonnefoy” ...
francis_bonnefoy: Seriously?
Kirk-land: It's professional and formal
francis_bonnefoy: We are way past that line …
Kirk-land: We aren’t past any line
Kirk-land: Git
francis_bonnefoy: Sure
Kirk-land: I. was. drunk!
francis_bonnefoy: But we’ve been working together for more than six months now. I’d drop the formal you
Kirk-land: I suppose we can be on first name basis
Kirk-land: But just to improve business relations
francis_bonnefoy: Is that how it’s called now? ;)
Kirk-land: That was not what I meant!
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: January 10, 20XX+1, 16:16:13 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: New campaign
Francis,
I actually find the colour scheme quite engaging.
Arthur
Kirk-land: happy now?
francis_bonnefoy: very <3
francis_bonnefoy: Hey, a friend of mine just gave me two tickets for the new Expressionists exhibition. You said you liked the period. Next Saturday, 10 am?
Kirk-land: I heard about that exhibition. I was actually meaning to visit it as soon as I find myself some time
Kirk-land: Though while I am happy you want to share your extra ticket, why should I visit it with you^
francis_bonnefoy: Because it is way more fun. I am an excellent guide, you know
Kirk-land: I believe the audio guide will suffice
francis_bonnefoy: doubt you could follow an audio guide in French
Kirk-land: Nice try, but I looked on the museum website. They have English guides
Kirk-land: And my French is perfectly fine, thank you very much
francis_bonnefoy: I could teach you better ;)
Kirk-land has blocked francis-bonnefoy
Kirk-land has unblocked francis-bonnefoy
Kirk-land: I suppose I could use some company
francis_bonnefoy: Wonderful. I’ll be at Louvre at 10:00. See you there <3
Kirk-land: About yesterday
francis_bonnefoy: Yes ...
Kirk-land: It was ... pleasant
Kirk-land: Francis? You there?
francis_bonnefoy: Just a sec, dear. I'm consulting my guide on how British people emote
Kirk-land: Seriously? We can emote perfectly well, thank you very much
francis_bonnefoy: I beg to differ. A stone has a wider emotional range
francis_bonnefoy: Here!
francis_bonnefoy: "Pleasant = I loved it"
Kirk-land: I didn't love it
francis_bonnefoy: Sure, sure
francis_bonnefoy: And it was just a kiss. There could be more you know ;)
Kirk-land: Uh, no! Ugh
francis_bonnefoy: You wasn’t thinking like this yesterday!
Kirk-land has blocked francis_bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: February 22, 20XX + 1, 16:36:21 GMT
Subject: Visit
Francis,
I will be visiting there on March 1. I should be arriving at 10:30. In attachment the documents I need you to prepare.
Arthur
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: February 22, 20XX + 1, 16:45:19 GMT
Subject: Re: Visit
Arthur,
anything else you may need?
Francis
francis_bonnefoy: if you know what I mean ;) ;)
Kirk-land: please, stop
francis_bonnefoy: will you leave in the afternoon also this time?
Kirk-land: unfortuately no
francis_bonnefoy: perfect …
Kirk-land: it’s not “perfect”
Kirk-land: Francis?
Kirk-land: Whatever you are planning, it won’t work!
Kirk-land: I missed the train
francis_bonnefoy: what a pity
Kirk-land:You aren't even a bit sorry
francis_bonnefoy: Let me think …
francis_bonnefoy: Nope
francis_bonnefoy: When is your next train
Kirk-land: In an hour
francis_bonnefoy: A fate sign. Come home. Plenty of time
francis_bonnefoy: We could go for another round
francis_bonnefoy: Arthur?
Kirk-land: Sorry, was you saying something?
francis_bonnefoy: Very funny
francis_bonnefoy: But seriously, ...
francis_bonnefoy has sent [[PICTURE]
Kirk-land: I'm in public!
Kirk-land: Fuck
francis_bonnefoy: What about this
francis_bonnefoy has sent [[PICTURE]]
Kirk-land: If it's another nude I swear
francis_bonnefoy: Well?
Kirk-land: Trying to lure me with food won't work
francis_bonnefoy: Right, I am more inviting ;)
Kirk-land: You will be a dead man if I also miss this train
francis_bonnefoy: There's more you are missing here ;)
francis_bonnefoy: Just change your ticket
francis_bonnefoy: I know you want ...
Kirk-land has blocked francis_bonnefoy
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: April 15, 20XX+1, 14:54:13 GMT
Subject: New campaign
Francis,
I need a written confirmation that the new campaign will be launched on Tuesday, April 22.
Arthur
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: April 15, 20XX+1, 15:05:16 GMT +1
Subject: Re: New campaign
All confirmed, dear
Francis
Kirk-land: stop calling me dear. Especially at work
francis_bonnefoy: I know you like it!
francis_bonnefoy: and you like me
Kirk-land: I don’t
francis_bonnefoy: My manual here begs to differ
Kirk-land: stop with that bloody manual!
francis_bonnefoy: but it’s true!
francis_bonnefoy: Anyway, Did you already see “Cloud Queen”?
francis_bonnefoy: We could go together <3
Kirk-land: What are we, teens?
francis_bonnefoy: There’s nothing wrong in some romanticism
Kirk-land: Ugh
francis_bonnefoy: So, Saturday, 18?
Kirk-land: Whatever
francis_bonnefoy: If you just let me explain
francis_bonnefoy: you are being childish
francis_bonnefoy: she is just a friend
francis_bonnefoy: And I am sorry I told your tastes are terrible
francis_bonnefoy: though it’s true
francis_bonnefoy: just answers my calls!
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: May 7, 20XX+1, 11:45:25 GMT+1
Subject: Survey
Arthur,
I sent you the results of the last survey. I am sure you will be pleased with them
Francis
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: May 15, 20XX+1, 10:35:15 GMT+1
Subject: News???
Arthur,
It has been a week. It would be greatly appreciated (and professional) if you could give me an answer.
Francis
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: May 20, 20XX+1, 18:35:15 GMT
Subject: Re: News???
Mr Bonnefoy,
I have revised the survey. While it is indeed an improvement, it is still lower than what we had expected
A. Kirkland
francis_bonnefoy: How long do you want to go on?
francis_bonnefoy: At least act professional
francis_bonnefoy: Can we please stop this ridicule?
francis_bonnefoy: Arthur, please.
francis_bonnefoy: I like you.
francis_bonnefoy: Just answer my calls and we can sort this out
Kirk-land has blocked francis_bonnefoy
Kirk-land has unblocked francis_bonnefoy
Kirk-land: What's your e-mail?
francis_bonnefoy: You have my e-mail
Kirk-land: Your personal e-mail
francis_bonnefoy: Why do you need it?
Kirk-land: Because I need to send you something
Kirk-land: And I can't here
francis_bonnefoy: Why not?
Kirk-land: It would be too long
francis_bonnefoy: Just use the web app then
Kirk-land: Fine, whatever
Kirk-land: I'll find it myself
francis_bonnefoy: Did you actually send me a love letter! A paper one!
francis_bonnefoy: Was is this why you needed my email?
francis_bonnefoy: You truly are full of surprises
francis_bonnefoy: Arthur?
francis_bonnefoy:You there?
francis_bonnefoy:I can see you are reading my messages, you know
francis_bonnefoy: I am not answering to that in chat though
francis_bonnefoy: Tomorrow, 20:30, my place. We need to talk
francis_bonnefoy: Nevermind, your place.
From: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
To: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
Date: September 8, 20XX+1, 15:45:30 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Pixie Wings
Francis,
I just read the PDF you sent me. I must say the graphic is very pretty.
However, even with our new target audience of kids, I do not agree to make Pixie Wings more sugary than our other products.
Arthur
From: francis.bonnefoy@wishdelights.fr
To: arthur.kirkland@wishdelights.uk
Date: September 8, 20XX+1, 15:45:30 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pixie Wings
Arthur,
Should I remind you that our other products are hardly what may be called “sugary”?
But I am happy you liked the graphic.
Francis
Kirk-land: for the last time, we are not going to add more sugar to MagicMint
Kirk-land: not more than we have already
francis-bonnefoy: you know, life is better with a spoonful more of sugar <3<3
Kirk-land: did you just quote Mary Poppins @ me?
francis_bonnefoy: … perhaps
Kirk-land: I already have enough sugar with you
francis_bonnefoy: and you like it ;) don’t lie ;)
Kirk-land: yeah … you wish
francis_bonnefoy: So … my place or yours?
Kirk-land: Mine, you git
francis_bonnefoy: Fine <3 But I’ll do the cooking :)
Kirk-land: My cooking is perfectly fine!
francis_bonnefoy: last attempt beg to differ
Kirk-land: it was perfectly edible!
francis_bonnefoy: I believe enriched uranium is less dangerous
Kirk-land: come and tell that to my face!
francis_bonnefoy: on my way ;)
Kirk-land: that was not what I meant, idiot!
Kirk-land: well, I suppose you could come, later
Kirk-land: … if you want
francis_bonnefoy: already on it <3
francis_bonnefoy: I love you
Kirk-land: … love you too
